Title: im looking for an asian girlhello. im looking for an asian girl.
Hello Easy Pleaser. This guy is looking for; you guessed it, an asian girl.
Will Miss Swan do?
This guy is definitely a lazy sob. He doesn’t seem to have any other requirements (short/tall, slim/slimmer, long hair/short hair, young/old) apart from being ‘asian’. In which case, he could go to a number of places to pick up an oriental takeaway. Chinatown, photo sticker booths, Asian gift stores (you know, the ones that sell everything pink and glittery but nothing actually useful) and bus stops are all good starting points.
Although, if like Easy Pleaser you find meeting girls in public places doesn’t hold a high success rate, please stop freaking them out with the wild gleam Crazy Eyes! Or simply approach the ones that can’t get away from you, this includes the girls in the bubble tea booth and any retail outlet. But if you fancy the girl at the spicy noodle stand be warned: her Auntie is slaughtering chickens in the back room and she isn't afraid to take a swipe at the odd pervert.
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