So I’m hit every day with affirmations as to what wonderful, stable, intelligent goddesses are out there just waiting to make both my acquaintance AND the completion of my world… Wow, I can’t hardly wait…. Where to start?... The interwebs seems to be where it’s all happening these days. At least that’s what I’m led to believe by the number of times I hear, “Oh, I just don’t go to bars” and, “There just isn’t anywhere to meet people now”. Internet dating site here I come. Hmmm, first question is, “part with some $$ on my credit card or do a cheapo free trial run?”… meh, cheapo will do for now. After all, how do I know what’s lurking behind the storefront? Trust me, it wasn’t too long before I worked that out…. And it didn’t look to be goddess-like let alone stable! 15 Minutes in and any prejudice I might have had was confirmed in spades. Shall we sample some profiles?... why not?...
“Shy initally with GOSH”… He says, “Yeah, I’m a bit shy to say gosh at first too… but once you get me started, there’s just no stopping me until I get to golly gee!”
“exMODEL,attractive, PROFESSIONAL-A/cant-Loves DESIGN, SLIM, Fit, Sophisticated, CARING, Reliable, LOYAL, Trustworthy.Outgoing,soh,vibrant.”… He says, “Look, if you’re going to shout at me; can you at least pick the meaningful words. OR… is this code?… for… ummm… PSYCHO!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!”
“will be continuing to work on my own cd this year praying”… He says, “Praying on a CD is not a visual I’d considered before. I guess that is the value of the internet; new perspectives…. To avoid!”
“Come to discover me, I am full of bubbles. Once you open it, I am sure you cannot really stop it.”… He says, “If you want to fart in my face…. We’re done professionally”
“I have recently found out my partner of ten years was being unfaithfull i was a loyal and fun loving person and love walks and talks i like having fun with my kids camping i have been told im witty and funny i live in the country with a river”… He says, “I’m sure there’s a segue in there somewhere but for the life of me… maybe I should come back when the punctuation bus has passed through your profile?”
Sharky
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