I’ve already said I’m a trawler, but if I were a poster, here’s what my online ad would look like:
I’m 25 years old and I live in [this city]. I have an olive/tan complexion, short dark hair and hazel eyes. I’m curvy (and I don’t mean fat, I could just do without the extra 10kg I’ve put on since leaving varsity). I'm funny, charming, sensitive — that means I have mood swings but I’m easily swayed with flowers (preferably rare and exotic orchids), gifts (True Religion jeans/ Gucci purse/ diamond earrings etc), and romantic dinners (beluga caviar, foie gras, vintage Krug - purrrr).
Passionate and passive lover, loves pashing, not so much a cuddler but likes holding hands in public. A little bossy but likes a man who’s in charge. Social butterfly with slight jealousy streak and is an accidental flirt herself.
I’m artistic so my ideal boyfriend is someone I can bounce ideas off and who inspires me. My favourite qualities in a man: wise + caring + down to earth, preferably employed, owns a razor and a toothbrush, 4 limbs, heartbeat… okay, limbs negotiable.
Call me.
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