Doodie.com

This could be someone you know or have met/shook hands with:

“Like to take a dump on my chest?

Or perhaps you’d like me take one on yours?

I’m looking for a woman with whom to act out some fantasies.

I’m professionally-employed, educated, safe, clean and drug and disease free. I also have my own place that we could use for discreet encounters.” [44 views]

Will somebody please explain why a grown man would get a boner while a woman laid a cable on his chest. Does he want to be a grassy paddock? Was he one in a previous life?

I heard a story about an engaged couple; after two years of being together, wife-y-to-be tells hubby she would like him to doodie on her chest. Wanting to please her he goes along with it, but after he’s done she expects him to make love to her. Eventually he calls off the wedding — he couldn’t imagine his babies breastfeeding from tits he’d taken a dump on. Fair enough. I wonder how DoodieWoman explained the spilt to Ma and Pa “He couldn’t fullfill [my chest with #2s] me in the bedroom”, “He had issues [using my chest as a potty]”?

Another story comes from a call girl; Sara Bell shows up to clients’ house. Client hands her a plate and instructs her to poo-poo on it. She does as she’s told, client hands her the hours’ fee and tells her she can go.

I’ll stop there.

Liz